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choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
by Clocked May 7, 2010
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Choking off

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
by notdale March 1, 2019
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Coding off

When males get so addicted to call of duty, that they "cod off" instead of doing other regular things like jacking off.
Sally: hey babe, let's hang out tonight.
John: no thanks, I'm gonna be coding off all night.
Sally: you have way to much fun with stupid call of duty!
by Runmandascoming January 30, 2010
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choking off

Another term for autoerotic asphyxiation (choking oneself while masterbating).
Dude 1: Hey man, what's with the red marks around your neck?
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.
by corben dalla$ July 28, 2008
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