choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010

Choking off 

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals

Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!

Choking off by notdale March 1, 2019

Coding off 

When males get so addicted to call of duty, that they "cod off" instead of doing other regular things like jacking off.

Sally: hey babe, let's hang out tonight.
John: no thanks, I'm gonna be coding off all night.
Sally: you have way to much fun with stupid call of duty!

Coding off by Runmandascoming January 30, 2010

choking off 

Another term for autoerotic asphyxiation (choking oneself while masterbating).

Dude 1: Hey man, what's with the red marks around your neck?
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.

choking off by corben dalla$ July 28, 2008