Gunt

A gunt is a women who's belly hangs over her vagina, it is short for "gut cunt"

" that woman crossing the road has a right old gunt"

by [e-mail] January 12, 2017

Gammy

Gammy: something disgusting, or just plain nasty.

Jeremy: Her breath stinks of tuna salad
Sam: Now that is just gammy

by [e-mail] May 23, 2017

Grass Maze

Grass maze: a trail of hair that surrounds a woman's vagina which is tangled and curly.

e.g "yo dude I went down on this girl last night and she had a grass maze and a half"

by [e-mail] January 13, 2017

Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 02, 2017

Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom

" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"

by [e-mail] January 11, 2017

Snart

When someone sneezes and farts at the same time

"I snarted last night"

by [e-mail] February 13, 2017