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chodesmoke 

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass
Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.
chodesmoke by KG 08 September 28, 2006

chodesmoker 

"Dude he's ghey!.....what a chodesmoker!"
chodesmoker by The Chris June 23, 2003

Chodescrobe 

someone who like to look at or play with chodes
sally liked to play with jims chode so she is a chodescrobe
Chodescrobe by jamie .c May 11, 2010

chodestroker

the art of having a chode(small fat cock)and stroking it until jizz emerges from the tip of it.
jimmy is a chodestroker
chodestroker by cookiebaker317 October 14, 2009

chodesmoker 

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.
Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

Choadstroker 

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.
STFU Choadstroker
Choadstroker by Manny1223 October 13, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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