Someone who has a certain love for cocks that have more girth than length (chod)...
But has reputation for fickley moving on from one man to the next purely for this reason... Hence becoming a "chodhopper" Not to be mistaken with "clodhopper" which is simply a hefty shoe or boot...
"Frayapulled again last night, I thought she was seing Ian?"
"She is but she is such a chodhopper, she's going to do herself an injury..."
A narcotic substance that gives the effect of feeling like you're on top of the chode, a bit of a chode, and rubbing a chode ALL at PRECISELY the same time. It is created by removing a chode from a Chode-donor (someone who gives their chode for the sake of chodepowder everywhere)and then cut into small cubes. It is left to rot for a few years (some have been left for decades even, my favourite year is 1897) and then dried and ground down, into pure chodepowder. It is then inhaled through the jap of the chode/penis.
"I was off my chode, I had 2 Es and a line of chodepowder"
A. a Person who lacks conern for the well being of others
B. a person who insults persons labeled by themselves or others as a "chode"
C. a female who cuts and literally rips open the skin between a males anus and his scrotom.
A. "That guy Adam stole my car , crashed it, then sued me for damages, he a is total fucking choderipper."
B. "Look at him over there just tearing a new asshole on the chode Derek, what a choderipper"
C. "I cheated on my girlfriend and I thought she didn't know, she told me one night during sex that Bobbit ain't got shit on her and she ripped my chode open, shes a psycho choderipper."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*