chodeosolous

a dick that is 9 inches wide but only a inch long

1.Hey man put your chodeosolous away
2.I couldnt get a good grip on my chodeosolous
3. prostitute: a blowjob for $300, Anal for $550, And 10,000 for a chodeosolous fuck

by Nalgototas March 16, 2008

chodeosolous fuck

Getting fucked by a chode wider than a thigh and as long as a pinky,
such sex can only be handled by extensive training

woman: I still got scars from that chodeosolous fuck that john gave me
man: would you like some more

by Nalgototas March 16, 2008

chodeiolous effect

The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.

Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.

by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016