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Chodeblanket 

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

chodelasticmemoryfoam 

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.
The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.
chodelasticmemoryfoam by doglog March 10, 2003

chodeblaster 

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode
"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"
chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004

chodenbacher

1. One who worships the chode.
2. Nick Carlin
Wow, that dude is such a chodenbacher.
chodenbacher by Herr Buttslut August 15, 2004

chodelay 

Noun: 1. The release name for Brokeback Mountain in Mexico.

2. A exclamatory word used only with close friends (or your chodes) meaning several things from: "wassup homie", "right on carnal" or "that was fucking awesome holmes"
ex.Marcos: "I'll be there on March 1st at about 3 p.m."
Nick: "Chodelay!"

ex. "Pinche joto se fue a ver Chodelay con su novio"
chodelay by MarcosParkos March 18, 2006

chodenado 

A phallic shaped fluffy cloud on a sunny day.
That cloud looks like a chodenado
chodenado by IrishFyre February 25, 2021
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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