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Chodeblanket 

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.
Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?
Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

chodelasticmemoryfoam 

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.
The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.
chodelasticmemoryfoam by doglog March 10, 2003

chodeblaster 

someone who loves to lick big sweaty chode
"Hey look at MulletMan, hes a chodeblaster"
chodeblaster by Dilpo April 10, 2004

chodenbacher

1. One who worships the chode.
2. Nick Carlin
Wow, that dude is such a chodenbacher.
chodenbacher by Herr Buttslut August 15, 2004

chodelay 

Noun: 1. The release name for Brokeback Mountain in Mexico.

2. A exclamatory word used only with close friends (or your chodes) meaning several things from: "wassup homie", "right on carnal" or "that was fucking awesome holmes"
ex.Marcos: "I'll be there on March 1st at about 3 p.m."
Nick: "Chodelay!"

ex. "Pinche joto se fue a ver Chodelay con su novio"
chodelay by MarcosParkos March 18, 2006

chodenado 

That cloud looks like a chodenado
chodenado by IrishFyre February 25, 2021