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1. A penis that is wider than it is long.

2. Someone who is fatter than they are tall.
1. Man, I bet that fuckhead has a choden.

2. Fuck that guy is such a choden.
choden by tommyC March 7, 2004
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GYURMED CHODEN

Two words that combine to mean perfection in every way possible.
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phuntsho choden wangdi 

Phuntsho Choden Wangdi refers to being Awkward at first but a born comedian once you get to know the person.Brave beyond words and their kindness know no limits .Truly believes that nothing is impossible .One of the most loyal creatures life has come to see
You are just like Phuntsho Choden Wangdi

Kezang norbu choden 

A person to whome i can spill all the tea with no fear of others knowing

Talks alot but its fine
Kezang norbu choden brought a book

The choden one 

“ I am the choden one” is a term given to chode of all . the king of chodes is the one and only robichode in 2nd place right behind him easy m
Robichode is the choden one
The choden one by The choden one October 8, 2019

Sonam choden

Ohh wow, how pretty she is, I’m so sure GOD screamed perfection after he was done with her, the pretty eyes she has and the smile that blends with it ahh it’s just instant love , the kindest of the heart and the loveliest of the soul , sonam choden is the beauty that holds perfection. Not many shall have sonam choden in their life but if you happen to find one, boy you shall never loose her, many many things to say about her but pages will never be enough.
Sonam choden - awww she’s so beautiful

Sonam chiden - wow she slays every look
Sonam choden by isimpforseds November 23, 2021

menlam choden 

Its sad no one loves her but at least she is menlam choden
menlam choden by TT player November 24, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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