Chocolate Tube

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*After poo-ing a person gets fucked in the ass and their partner (fucker) has the person's (fuckie) left over shit from poo-ing before getting ass fucked ^-^...

or a Slime Mold Protist

Pedro- Dude last night was terrible
Dan-Why, i thought you were ganna fuck that girl in her big juicey ass ^-^..
Pedro-I did and it felt Amazing...ly Wonderful, but she made me get a Chocolate Tube >_<
Dan-Damn dude that Trifilling #^-^#...
Pedro-I Know... Ugh Never again
Dan-Well i told you not to do that with the school Whore..
Pedro- I know i know, but her fucking big juicey ass was just calling my name!!

Chocolate Tube by Eris_Mars May 1, 2011

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chocolate tube

can be used to describe the bullhole but also can be described as having anal sex

" that girl does it up the chocolate tube"

"last ngiht we decided to do it chocolate tube style"

chocolate tube by A Person From Derby May 18, 2007

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chocolate tube steak

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

chocolate tube steak by Antzor May 29, 2008

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Chocolate Tube Sliding

Gay Sex; anal sex in general

Y'all gonna go chocolate tube sliding later or nah?

Chocolate Tube Sliding by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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