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chocolate strangler 

VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.
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chocolate stranger

the act of inserting one's own hand deep inside their asshole, sitting down on it until the whole hand becomes numb and then using said hand to masturbate to completion with.
Hey Chris, was it weird when I gave myself that chocolate stranger last night in the living room while you and your girlfriend were watching Grey's Anatomy?

chocolate straddler 

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."