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The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.
Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread

chocolate titty spread 

chocolate titty spread: Is a sexual activity when a man poops on a girls tits and spreads it like nutella and licks the poop of her titts
My boyfriend gave me a Chocolate titty spread
Last night
chocolate titty spread by FAGGIUM September 23, 2022

Chocolate tity spread 

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
Chocolate tity spread by FAGGIUM September 13, 2022

Chocolate Spreader

Someone who stirs shit
Felicia your such a fucking chocolate spreader.
Chocolate Spreader by Anony:) March 22, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026