Arthwani's definitions

Chocolate Thunder

Taking a shit in bad weather

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.

Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Chunky Monkey

A vagina slightly dark in colour, with massive piss flaps

Yo Brogan I went down on a girl last night. She had a Chunky Monkey.

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Golden Grease

Ejaculating and pissing at the same time while performing anal, producing a golden goo dripping from the anus when the penis is withdrawn.

"Dude i totally gave her some golden grease last night."

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Slam Slam Slam Shazam

Continuos, heavy poundings into any of a girls orifices, while shouting (at the top of your voice) 'SLAM SLAM SLAM SHAZAM' the shazam indicating your ejaculation.

Jessica: Hey babe want to try anything new tonight?

Ilyess: Yeh i thought i would give you the old 'Slam slam slam shazam'

by Arthwani June 20, 2011