chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

chocolate snake by dinobuddy December 27, 2006

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

Chocolate Snake by Koknballz December 4, 2009

Chocolate Snake Soup 

The entire contents of a toilet that includes one or more chocolate snakes.

That meal was really filling. I'm going to go make some Chocolate Snake Soup.

Chocolate Snake Soup by ardaz May 26, 2011

drown the chocolate snake 

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.

Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.

drown the chocolate snake by dinobuddy December 27, 2006

Chocolate tunnel snake 

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

Chocolate tunnel snake by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Chocolate Shake

A loud, boisterous custom at The Weiner's Circle hot dog stand in Chicago, IL, where customers chant "chocolate shake" and one or more of the African-American female employees exposes and shakes her breasts.

Yo at the count of three lets all start chanting "chocolate shake."

Chocolate Shake by Bruin2Ruin January 3, 2010