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Chocolate Pancakes 

Chocolate Pancakes refers to defecating while sitting down on the floor, giving it it's pancake-like shape.
Apparently Martin was responsible for the Chocolate Pancakes left on the floor of the boys bathroom at school.
Chocolate Pancakes by Martin993 April 22, 2022
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Chocolate Chip Pancakes 

A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.
Austin: "I feel like pancakes."

Cody: "More like chocolate chip pancakes."

Austin: "Let's go to Kyle's house."

chocolate chip pancakes 

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.
Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

Chocolate Chip Pancakes 

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.
"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"

chocolate pancake 

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
chocolate pancake by Max August 19, 2004

chocolate pancake 

To fill a woman's ass with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.
Guy 1: Dang, that girl has a nice ass!

Guy 2:I know, i would love to give her a chocolate pancake.
chocolate pancake by jlloydbjj October 26, 2011

chocolate pancake 

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream
I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had
chocolate pancake by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019
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