chocolate log
chocolate log by Dieshithole July 25, 2009
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chocolate log
when u shag a woman in her ass and then with ur cock covered in shit stick it into every hole that the woman has then rub it all over her body
chocolate log by la la February 7, 2003
chocolate-log face
n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
chocolate-log face by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
Chocolate log chomper
"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"
Chocolate log chomper by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
Reverse chocolate log
The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"
"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
Reverse chocolate log by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017
Chocolate logging
The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.
Chocolate logging by Keatface March 18, 2007
Chocolatologist
I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.
Chocolatologist by Suzgirl March 17, 2023
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