chocolate covered raisin 

The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.

This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.

Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.

When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.

chocolate covered raisin by cufflinktimejohnny September 9, 2011

chocolate covered raisin 

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

chocolate covered raisin by anonimissy February 4, 2010

chocolate covered raisin 

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

chocolate covered raisin by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Chocolate-covered raisin

a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.

Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.

Chocolate-covered raisin by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

chocolate covered raisins 

A very tasty treat where raisins are covered in delicious milk chocolate. The end result is a chewy tasty snack!

Chocolate covered raisins are the best!

chocolate covered raisins by Meijer's! October 1, 2005

chocolate covered raisins 

1. Raisins covered with a thin coat of chocolate.

2. Deer/Moose feces.

Jim: Mmmm...those chocolate covered raisins taste so good.

Bob: Are you talking about poop or dried grapes covered in chocolate?

chocolate covered raisins by JimmyBobby2165 December 31, 2007

chocolate covered raisins 

When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.

I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.

I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.

Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.

chocolate covered raisins by Sean Manning June 1, 2005