the act of having anal sex with a woman while she takes and enormous shit, once you pull your dick out the pile of shit collected on your dickwill look like cotton candy...hence the name chocolate cotton candy
she must have had a fibrous meal cause once i pulled out i had chocolate cotton candy.
she must have been holding it in for a looooong time cause when we were finished i had chocolate cotton candy
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"