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Chocolate Candy Apple 

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"

stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man 

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video
soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

chocolate cotton candy 

the act of having anal sex with a woman while she takes and enormous shit, once you pull your dick out the pile of shit collected on your dick will look like cotton candy...hence the name chocolate cotton candy
she must have had a fibrous meal cause once i pulled out i had chocolate cotton candy.

she must have been holding it in for a looooong time cause when we were finished i had chocolate cotton candy

Chocolate coated candy bracelet 

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

Candy Cane In my Hot Chocolate 

Hey bro can you stick your candy cane in my hot chocolate
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026