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Icing the chocolate cake
Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010
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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker
Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks
An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
Chocolate squall
The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
Chocolate squall by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016
Chocolate Motorboat
A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.
After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.
Chocolate Motorboat by *samIam* January 12, 2008
Reverse chocolate log
The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"
"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
Reverse chocolate log by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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