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1. Fellatio performed by someone named Chloe

2. The oral stimulation of the genitals (consisting of the penis and the scrotum) performed by any girl named Chloe

3. The manipulation of the penis (usually with use of the mouth, but can also be done with feet) by a girl named Chloe

"Hey Chloe! Would you be so kind as to give me a blowjob?"

"No, I don't give blowjobs but I love giving chlojobs."

Free chlojobs for everyone!

chlojob by lotsofpuppies June 15, 2009

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Chlojob

The best blowjob you'll ever receive from a Chloe.

John: Omg did you get a Chlojob!?

Danny: Yeah it was the best bj of all time.

Chlojob by Cpridg May 25, 2014

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Chlo job • Chojob • Clojob

chlojob

1. The act of fellatio performed by one named chloe

2. Any instance where one named Chloe stimulates the penis with her (or maybe his?) mouth

3. A sloppy wet blowjob given away by any slutty girl named Chloe

As I was walking to the cafeteria, I noticed Chloe staring aimlessly at the ceiling. Hey Chloe, that chlojob you gave me was pretty bad as I have multiple teeth markings on my penis.

chlojob by Turkishcheddar June 15, 2009

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Chlo job

the best thing tht will ever happen 2 u ever!

she gave me the best chlo job

Chlo job by dabestattougne December 31, 2008

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Clojob

When a girl gets with a guy at a club, brings him home with the implied promise of sex, makes him pay for the taxi, then falls asleep in bed, denying him sex, demanding instead to be spooned

Dude i didnt have sex last night, she pulled a clojob and i paid for taxi then had to spoon

Clojob by fringey May 6, 2012

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Chojob

A blowjob received from someone who is crying like Cho Chang from Harry Potter.

They cried so much it was like a Chojob rather then a blowjob.

Chojob by DirtyGuru January 5, 2024

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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