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1. Fellatio performed by someone named Chloe

2. The oral stimulation of the genitals (consisting of the penis and the scrotum) performed by any girl named Chloe

3. The manipulation of the penis (usually with use of the mouth, but can also be done with feet) by a girl named Chloe
"Hey Chloe! Would you be so kind as to give me a blowjob?"

"No, I don't give blowjobs but I love giving chlojobs."

Free chlojobs for everyone!
chlojob by lotsofpuppies June 15, 2009
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The best blowjob you'll ever receive from a Chloe.
John: Omg did you get a Chlojob!?

Danny: Yeah it was the best bj of all time.
Chlojob by Cpridg May 25, 2014
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1. The act of fellatio performed by one named chloe

2. Any instance where one named Chloe stimulates the penis with her (or maybe his?) mouth

3. A sloppy wet blowjob given away by any slutty girl named Chloe
As I was walking to the cafeteria, I noticed Chloe staring aimlessly at the ceiling. Hey Chloe, that chlojob you gave me was pretty bad as I have multiple teeth markings on my penis.
chlojob by Turkishcheddar June 15, 2009

Chlo job 

the best thing tht will ever happen 2 u ever!
she gave me the best chlo job
Chlo job by dabestattougne December 31, 2008
When a girl gets with a guy at a club, brings him home with the implied promise of sex, makes him pay for the taxi, then falls asleep in bed, denying him sex, demanding instead to be spooned
Dude i didnt have sex last night, she pulled a clojob and i paid for taxi then had to spoon
Clojob by fringey May 6, 2012
A blowjob received from someone who is crying like Cho Chang from Harry Potter.
They cried so much it was like a Chojob rather then a blowjob.
Chojob by DirtyGuru January 5, 2024
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