Clojob 

When a girl gets with a guy at a club, brings him home with the implied promise of sex, makes him pay for the taxi, then falls asleep in bed, denying him sex, demanding instead to be spooned

Dude i didnt have sex last night, she pulled a clojob and i paid for taxi then had to spoon

Clojob by fringey May 6, 2012

Cloob 

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

Cloob by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

Cloobs 

A term used widely on twitter to describe fem nikolai gogols boobs (clown boobs)

Person 1: “Yo fem nikolais got huge clown tiddies.”
Person 2: “Uhm akshually, theyre called cloobs 🤓☝️”

Cloobs by dacever April 29, 2023

Cloob Rat 

Forget your understanding of a Club Rat. Cloob Rat's are underage and in charge of nightlife in NYC. Owners, doormen, and dj's are on their BBM list, and champagne is in hand at the door. Cloob Rat's own promoters like the many fake ID's they have had over the years. Lines for entry are for Club Rats, Cloob Rats are taken in the side entrance to avoid a scene. They know the secret bathrooms, and know which tables are the best. Cloob rats know all other cloob rats and see them every night of the week at the Cloob. They never pay, and are paid in bottles and camera flashes. They thrive off of entrance to the hottest clubs, summer trips at owners yachts, and one night stands with nightlife hottest DJ's. They went to school in NY, and instead of house parties, their 16th birthday party was at LAVO.

Alexis is at the owners table 4 nights in a row, she must be a Cloob Rat

Lucy walked right past us to get into the cloob, I wonder if she knows someone inside? She might just be a Cloob Rat

Cloob Rat by Cloob Royalty January 12, 2012

cloob 

Slang for nightclub. Derived from European pronunciation of club. Can also be spelled "clüb" (with an umlaut). Typically populated by guidos, persians, and SE Asians wearing tight, shiny clothes, or Ed Hardy shirts, who love Eurotrash trance music. Term most often used by hipsters and yuppies to emphasize the irony of their cloob attendance.

"I really need to go buy a sequined dress so I can fully rock out to Basshunter at the cloob tonight"

cloob by YouCanFindMeInTheCloob March 29, 2010

chlojob

1. Fellatio performed by someone named Chloe

2. The oral stimulation of the genitals (consisting of the penis and the scrotum) performed by any girl named Chloe

3. The manipulation of the penis (usually with use of the mouth, but can also be done with feet) by a girl named Chloe

"Hey Chloe! Would you be so kind as to give me a blowjob?"

"No, I don't give blowjobs but I love giving chlojobs."

Free chlojobs for everyone!

chlojob by lotsofpuppies June 15, 2009

Cloob 

When you're a scrub but you're so scrubby that you have to call it something completely different

"Dude you're such a cloob"

"Boob Cloob"

Cloob by mediocredonuts August 17, 2017