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Chloe is a rude, selfsentered bitch
Wow I fought with girlfriend, she’s such a Chloi
chloi by Hshsmaosnbsks February 14, 2018
Many people think Chloi's are perfect but they aren’t half of the time. The may put a smile on their face everyday but they are usually dying inside. They think they are ugly and hate when people call them pretty and cute. They’ll never stab you in the back and be fake. Chloi’s have been through a lot and tend to hide how they are feeling by putting a smile and faking being happy. They lie that they are okay. Their trust can be very hard to gain because of what they have been through. Chloi is just another girl afraid of what every one thinks. Loves to wear hoodies and usually has 2 best friends. Feels alone even when she is surrounded by her friends and family.
Friend: Are you okay?
Chloi: Oh... yeah. *puts on a fake smile*
Chloi by hahaloveyallbyenow April 17, 2020
the best goddamn underrated band to ever walk this planet
“Dude how do you not like Sir Chloe?”
Sir Chloe by robinurtoes July 17, 2020

chloe moriondo 

a girl that will make you question your sexuality
i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?
Demonic leader of the CHLOM cult. Twin sister of Chloe and parent to the puppy Chlom. (Beware that the chlom cult is a collective group of demon worshipers so steer clear of them)
Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom
Chlom by Aaron and Ethan January 10, 2020

Chloconut 

A very unique wild species of coconut. Fusion of the world's finest Chloe and Thailand's best coconuts. An amazing, vibrant, and hard-working human being. Has the mentality of a beast and works like a machine.
Did you hear about chloconut? I sure did, everybody needs a chloconut in their life!
Chloconut by jscc123foreverr! January 12, 2023
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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