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chiswell 

Someone who likes to cheat on their significant other, with no remorse for it.
EX 1:
Girl 1: So, I have a boyfriend.
Boy 1: Oh, I am sorry, I didnt know.
Girl 1: I didnt say that meant stop...
Boy 1: Uh, ok?
Girl 1: I totally dont care about cheating on him.

EX 2:
Girl: I totally ran into that chiswell the other day.
Girl 2: Ew! Does her boyfriend even know she cheated on him all summer?
Girl: No, and she doesnt care.
Girl 2: She should have told him before he bought her that diamond ring...
chiswell by whiteliar November 23, 2013
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Fort Chiswell 

The small community in Southwest Virginia where I-81 and I-77 come together. It is also the land of a thousand cows, and somewhere one would not want to break down, despite the mighty array of fast food restaurants and gas stations.
Dude 1: "Do you want to go to Fort Chiswell tonight?"
Dude 2: "Why, do you want cheap french fries and expensive gas?"

Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011

Chigwellington 

A chegwin bigwillington with a bengalad bongus bangus skengus spongobang.
Fam das a bit Chigwellington styll
Chigwellington by hcc5 March 10, 2022

criswell 

The most beautiful name on the earth, who has this name. Is beautiful, smart, athletic, and thick asf.
I’d love to have a Criswell
criswell by Jdbdjd May 9, 2018

chriswell 

He is a sweet caring person, but when he is around his friends, he acts tough. He is adorably sweet, and is sooo sexy and hot!! He would be the best boyfriend more than anything you could ask for!!
Chriswell is so adorably cute.
chriswell by Starbucks Godess August 29, 2017

chigwell school 

A school full of wankers. miss bastard savage is known for getting up in your business tryna find out if your parents feed you or not. mr cunt sorry…. i mean mr punt was so weird. all the girls in year 11 are twats and there mums stink xoxo
me: i go chigwell school
friend: what a shitty school
chigwell school by mynameislu January 9, 2023