A Scottish chant denoting the consumption of chips, cheese and Donner meat, and the consumption of alcohol from now until tomorrow morning.
It is often shouted as a celebration, and as loud as possible after having left the club, pub, or bar, and after buying their chips, cheese and donner.
Chanted by a group - "Chips, cheese, and donner onit til the morra!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.