chips and dicks

When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.

Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.

by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser April 11, 2018

Chip dick

A blow job performed by some one who has potato chip crumbs in their mouth resulting in a saliva chip coating on the cock.

Next that bitch sucks my dick I'm gonna make her brush her teeth first. She gave me chip dick.

by Kingofporn August 1, 2012

blue chip dick

Premium dick

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

by Ib_gh April 24, 2023

Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

by Clamsout22 October 7, 2018