chip reader 

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

chip reader by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Chip Reader 

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass

Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!

Chip Reader by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019

Chipleaders 

Guys who think they're hot shit, but they are just blowhards. Twats

Are Jonny and Gill coming tonight? Why ask those twats; they think they're chipleaders!

Chipleaders by Django Elf March 18, 2021

Chipleader 

You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).

Edwina-Hail hail!! can I become a chipleader?

Chipleader-no

Chipleader by Chipleader Hero March 19, 2021

Fake Chipleader 

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

Fake Chipleader by Django Elf March 19, 2021