You can’t become a chipleader, you are born as one. Found only in designated beauty spots like Carrick and Killinchy, it’s traditional to bow, clap and cartwheel when you are in their presence. Always address the chipleader with a Hail hail!! when you are graced with their presence (not to be confused with Heil when you meet Edwina).
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"