chindogu

1.From Japanese, literarilly " accessory of a weird way". It is a totally useless invention that seems to be " useful" but in reality it isn't. They are usually done as an art form.

2. A product that makes you believe that it is useful,usually " modern or high tech-looking" but you don't really need it, when there are other regular, cheaper products that are the same.

" Why you wasting your money on that flat screen tv? just buy a projector. That tv is just a chindogu !

by gigantus March 26, 2006

Chindagu

The ironic situation where you are talking to somebody on a cell phone, you lie to them, and the random people around you are aware you just lied.

Your at the doctors office, for an EMBARRASSING appointment that you don't want anyone to know about, sitting in the waiting room.
a buddy calls you up and asks you what your up to.
you then reply "I'm at my buddies place having some beers".
You look around and realize that everybody in the room is looking at you with a weird expression and a Chindagu moment is created.

by mojoman13 July 30, 2010

Chindogbia

An alternative to the commonly known word "bitch"

Can be used as an insult or referred to as a female dog.

Yo you're a Chindogbia!

Is the dog a Chindogbia?

by WinnerSpinnerChickenDinner October 20, 2020

chindog

A word to describe the nutsack of a dog (Usually to tell the owner that the dog needs to be neutured)

Person 1: Hey like my dog?

Person 2: Your dog is a chindog jesus

Person 1: Hey! Not my fault I can't afford to neuter the damn nuts!

Dog: Woof

by German Schnitzel Eater November 14, 2023