Chindagu 

The ironic situation where you are talking to somebody on a cell phone, you lie to them, and the random people around you are aware you just lied.

Your at the doctors office, for an EMBARRASSING appointment that you don't want anyone to know about, sitting in the waiting room.
a buddy calls you up and asks you what your up to.
you then reply "I'm at my buddies place having some beers".
You look around and realize that everybody in the room is looking at you with a weird expression and a Chindagu moment is created.

Chindagu by mojoman13 July 30, 2010

chindogu 

1.From Japanese, literarilly " accessory of a weird way". It is a totally useless invention that seems to be " useful" but in reality it isn't. They are usually done as an art form.

2. A product that makes you believe that it is useful,usually " modern or high tech-looking" but you don't really need it, when there are other regular, cheaper products that are the same.

" Why you wasting your money on that flat screen tv? just buy a projector. That tv is just a chindogu !

chindogu by gigantus March 26, 2006

Chinaguts 

The effect of painful swelling in your stomach after going to the Chinese buffet and eating until you hate yourself.

James was experiencing the painful side effects of Chinaguts after eating five plates of food.

Chinaguts by Mako like the Shark August 15, 2016