chimpowitz 

Deputy secretary of defense
(looks like one)
(thinks like one)
(acts like one)

chimpowitz by Exeter October 16, 2003

chipoitzki 

A russian like indiviual with no desire for nipples and pancakes

Stephen you are being a real chipoitzki just eat the nipple shaped pancakes

chipoitzki by Honneybadger October 22, 2013