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by mistermagooooo December 6, 2015

flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

Chimneyed

When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.

The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.

The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!

by CC Chips September 6, 2018

chimney corners

home

i truly love my chimney sisters with all my heart
chimney corners is my home

by TOUCHMYTACO October 9, 2011

Ass Chimney

A euphemism for anal prolapse.

"After I withdrew my dick from her buttocks she produced a rather sizable ass chimney."

by TheRealInfernoCop January 24, 2015

Chimetto

The term used to describe someone who is acting stupid beyond all reasons.

Someone who throws a tantrum; by screaming and flailing about.

"That girl is going chimetto on her man cause she caught him cheating on her."

"Hey, don't go all chimetto on me. I'm just tellin you how it is."

by KarmaForMarma October 19, 2012

Chimney Imp

The second most over powered Magic the Gathering card ever printed. A card of such extreme power that it has been known to make lesser players cry.

"Dude, that kid just beat my Vintage dredge deck in one turn with his Chimney Imp deck."

by lampsarenice February 6, 2012