chilli bean 

an insane person who is superior to all others. only the best are good enough!

n.b you have to be completely insane to understand the definition and the examples!

1. i am a chilli bean and i live in a tin of brine. i am scared in case my arms float away in the brine!

2. i am a mean mother fuckin chilli bean

3. chilli beans most common phrase:
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

chilli bean by flora mclaura August 23, 2006

hot chilli bean 

a very quirky person who is in love with louis tomlinson. destined to own a house at the beach with their bestie and have rly cute kids. crazy good at hockey and even better at singing. an icon. a god. a santa.

“hot chilli bean loves angry supermodel”

hot chilli bean by all of the funny ones r taken November 11, 2020

sweet chilli beans 

Sweet chilli beans

When your fucked after parklife and you just managed to sort an Uber, “that’s sweet chilli beans”

sweet chilli beans by Big Cez + Hazzdizzle August 5, 2018

Chill the chilli beans 

Chill the Chilli Beans: An expression used to calm down something that is angry, whether a person or an animal. Chill the Chilli Beans is kind of oxymoronic as, CHILL is a way of cooling down something, CHILLI is hot and BEANS is used because of the phrase 'full of beans' meaning crazy. CHILL THE CHILLI BEANS is a funky way of saying 'calm those crazy hot beans'.

Person 1 : (is shouting about a football team losing) : AAAHHH

Person 2 : CHILL THE CHILLI BEANS Person 1 !!!!!!!

Chill the chilli beans by TheScubaDivingUnicorn December 30, 2016

Chili Bean bomb 

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"

Chili Bean bomb by Greirat November 1, 2023

Chill Bean 

To stay calm or to be a very cool person :)

Hey! Will you CHILL BEAN?
You're getting sweat all over me!
OR
AYE! CHILL BEAN COME HERE!

Chill Bean by nutpx October 13, 2008

Chili bean 

A really retarded person.

Christian Gillette is a chili bean.

Chili bean by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022