chillaxerbate

to be chill or in the act of "chilling out" while masterbating

just be patient.. go chill or masturbate.. or chillaxerbate

by webster24 July 12, 2005

chillaxibrate

verb.

1. the act of being too cool to just chillax, chill, relax, and or celebrate.

2. doing something pertaining to the natural habits of Kelsey Turner.

3. chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.

Snoop Dogg: Whatchu doin' today, fo shizzle?

Random by stander: nada, likely going to just chillaxibrate, yo.

by mazeltovxkels May 28, 2009

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 25, 2005

chillaxabrate

Chillaxabrate (verb) - Relaxing in a way that also celebrates your accomplishments, often involving good food and good vibes.

"After acing my final exams, I can finally chillaxabrate with my friends over some pizza and icy beverages!" 🍕🍺✨

by anonymous March 7, 2023