To masturbate on and off while chilling for a long period of time. Often occurs during boring weekends when nothing is going down and leads to loss of friends/eyesight.
"My mom is mad at me because all I do is Chillasturbate and I'm starting to wreak of it"
A derogatory term for people who "ship" Chill teaming up with people who "ship" Miarren out of simple hatred for CrissColfer Relationship Supporters. A Chillarren's main philosophy is that The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend. Chillarren is a word invented by CrissColfer Shippers.
Person 1 "I got Chillarren hate today"
Person 2 "I justignore them"