chillapidated 

The condition of one's domicile, due to excessive chill-time.

Wow this place smells like Doritos and dirty feet, and is looking pretty chillapidated.

chillapidated by Rock n Roll Dr., MD RR September 11, 2009

collapidated 

A "hubertism" meaning the state of collapse and dilapidation; falling apart

The old house was so collapidated that the roof was caving in.

collapidated by CherylEM May 28, 2006