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The Big Chill Bird Switch 

The phase was coined to describe a maneuver in which, at flat party or night oot, one chats intensely to a sole female for 1 to 2 hours without distraction. When the time limit expires for chat, one immediately leaves the first female and moves to another, sole, female to repeat this.
The following example is a joke. Let it go. Or be triggered forever, RIP.

"Oh he did the Big Chill Bird Switch last night, it was amazing. Still never pulled though."

Chill your bird

-Dude, i'm going to punch you in the nose hole!!
-Whoah! Chill your bird!!!
Chill your bird by Rogue138 December 26, 2010

child birth 

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine
its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth
child birth by k man 007 January 30, 2009

child birth 

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.
Wow child birthat is great.
child birth by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018

Child Birth 

Sexually transmitted ugliness
Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth
Child Birth by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.
Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.