chili rub

When your man pulls out his penis and rubs it down your back.

Your boyfriend gave me a chili rub.

by Alli.gator April 22, 2016

chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

chili powder rub

when a person cant take the spicyness of a food that has chili powder sprinkled on it, he takes the food (ex. spicy peanuts) and rubs them around in his hand, dusting off most of the chili powder, thus making it significantly less spicy.

guy1: oh man theese are some good spicy peanuts!

guy2 rubs the peanuts in his hand

guy1: oh man was that a chili powder rub? UNCOOL, man, UNCOOL!

by annoncat December 12, 2009