chili rub

When your man pulls out his penis and rubs it down your back.

Your boyfriend gave me a chili rub.

chili rub by Alli.gator April 22, 2016

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chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

chili rub by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

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chili rub • chili powder rub • chill ruby • chili dog • chili bowl • chili cheese dog • chili ring • chili peppers • Chili Dip • Chili Con Carne

chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

chili rub by Mrrobot September 9, 2016

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chili powder rub

when a person cant take the spicyness of a food that has chili powder sprinkled on it, he takes the food (ex. spicy peanuts) and rubs them around in his hand, dusting off most of the chili powder, thus making it significantly less spicy.

guy1: oh man theese are some good spicy peanuts!

guy2 rubs the peanuts in his hand

guy1: oh man was that a chili powder rub? UNCOOL, man, UNCOOL!

chili powder rub by annoncat December 12, 2009

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chill ruby

A sexual predictor that is thirsty for fun and adventure who can only be matched by a Roberto

Hey chill ruby just streaked through town.
Yeh I hear she was chasing Roberto

chill ruby by Pappa Roberto February 2, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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