chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

by chilibillie November 18, 2009

Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

by RT November 22, 2004

Chili Con Carne

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016