chikes

term used for a persons anal virginity.

I'm going to take her chikes tonight.
Do you still have your chikes?

by ADiggs April 12, 2009

chikes

a slang term for a person's glutios cheeks. Can also be used to describe someone's ass.

"Damn that girl has some mean chikes on her!"
"All that gay dude thinks about are chikes."

by Marco Marchizi March 28, 2007

Chikes

Chavs on bikes 🚲 (Chikeys)
Spotty hoodie wearing teenagers riding mountain bikes causing havoc.

Them fucking little Chikeshas just rode off with my jacket.

by Tony boloni February 2, 2018

Sandid Chikes

Sandid Chikes is a character from bee keenee boddom the alternate version of Bikini bottom from the popular universe of the Spunch Bop meme based off SpongeBob Square Pants.

Squirel wanted to leave bee keenee boddom for textass so Sandid Chikes dropped an album oh lord.

by Plang Tong February 8, 2021

chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019