chicken anal 

A phrase that must always be screamed when spoken. It has created a legacy for itself as the most hilarious random phrase to ever be imagined, and upon utterance, evokes hilarity in any situation no matter how solemn or serious. If you don't understand, you never will, it cannot be explained. You either get it or you don't. In fact, the mere act of defining the word is an unforigivable sin. I should be punished for this atrocity against humor. However, I am only writing this to bring the phrase to public attention and spread its fame further. Just know that the phrase must always be taken literally as one chicken jamming its erect penis into another chicken's asshole. Furhtermore, it must always be visualized and visually depicted as two hens committing the act. Now some might say this is biologically impossible and that at least one male rooster must be present to provide the cockadoodle (if you know what I mean), but screw that shit it's funnier this way. It goes agaisnt science goddamn it!

I scream "CHICKEN ANAL!" to my friends all the time when I see em. The girls all stare at us like we have 2 dicks.

chicken anal by JoeMoe December 27, 2007

anal chicken 

A game involving a naked girl and at least 3 guys.

The girl bends over and spreads her legs and the guys get themselves erect.
They then run at the girl in turn and attempt penetration.

The winner is the first guy to successfully achieve intercourse and he is allowed to 'finish off'.

Dude your sister played anal chicken with the football team last night!

anal chicken by Edvardo August 29, 2006

Anal Chicken Coop 

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.

Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.

Anal Chicken Coop by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

Anal Chicken Coop 

When you shove as many baby chick as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.

Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the old anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.

Anal Chicken Coop by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

Anal Chicken Numpklin 

Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor

Isiah Veranesse gave a anal chicken numpklin to jenna

Anal Chicken Numpklin by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022

Anal chickens 

Anal Chickens

Verb
The sexual act of Analing a chicken with either a dog and mayo or 5 black guys all named white people names chant devil curses to your penis as the penetration happens to the chicken.

“Let’s get 5 black guys named white people names and anal chickens tonight!”

Anal chickens by @n@l Chickens November 29, 2018