A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

Chelwood by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

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Chewboiye

The Lord and Savior of us all.

Lord Chewboiye is the lord and savior of our universe, and provides freedom of all.

Chewboiye by iRED August 24, 2018

cheroot

a cylindrical cigar with both ends clipped during manufacture. The word cheroot comes from French cheroute, from Tamil curuttu/churuttu/shuruttu - roll of tobacco.

person A: this is one damn smooth cheroot
person B: yea it is...

cheroot by jackson knox March 18, 2007

Chewcocka

A very annoying, hairy, homosexual man that loves to suck on dick and make strange moaning sounds while doing so (resembling Chewbacca).

Jon: Man mark is quite the Chewcocka, that hairy bastard nibbled on my dick all night long and the only thing that kept me up was his groaning.

Mark (In Background): Grarf, Grarf

Jon: Listen to that nancy boy he's probably jacking his beanstalk as we speak.

Cam: You guys are disgusting

Chewcocka by aBizzol'rd March 27, 2007

chewnomenon

Something so delicious that you thoroughly enjoy chewing it. A phenomenon in your mouth.

Man, those boneless chicken wings were a chewnomenon.

chewnomenon by Broette March 14, 2011

chewcocka

A hairy, homosexual man who loves to suck on dick.

Jon: Man Mark is a major Chewcocka, that hairy bastard chewed on my dick all night

Mark(in the background): Mmmhmmm

Adam: Damn you two are gross

chewcocka by aBizzol'rd March 25, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026