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Chesture 

Someone who fetishizes mental illnesses like depression, suicidal tendencies, or other mental illnesses.
Person 1: Tommy likes girls with suicidal tendencies.
Person 2: He's so stupid it's no wonder he's a chesture.
Chesture by Mister_Meta May 8, 2020

Chesture 

A word to describe someone or something that is crazy or psychotic.
With that lamp shade on his head, he looked very chesture.
Chesture by The.Lord.Of.Fea July 29, 2023

Chestered 

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.
I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!
Chestered by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Chestered Special 

When you finger a girl after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and burn that pussy up.
While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.

Chestcretion 

A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"
Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*

chestered 

1.a person (usually a guy or a nerd) who is a loner
2. a kid at school who doesnt have any friends to sit with during lunch breaks.
That's Sherman, the chestered guy in this school
chestered by whatsername_bennoda October 3, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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