chesture
chesture by Nuggget101 April 4, 2019
Words you can keep
Chesture
Someone who fetishizes mental illnesses like depression, suicidal tendencies, or other mental illnesses.
Person 1: Tommy likes girls with suicidal tendencies.
Person 2: He's so stupid it's no wonder he's a chesture.
Person 2: He's so stupid it's no wonder he's a chesture.
Chesture by Mister_Meta May 8, 2020
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Chesture by The.Lord.Of.Fea July 29, 2023
Chestered
Chestered by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014
Chestered Special
While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.
Chestered Special by 420XxXtitfuckerXxX420 March 27, 2016
Chestcretion
A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"
Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*
Chestcretion by Lolious Maximus May 23, 2013
chestered
1.a person (usually a guy or a nerd) who is a loner
2. a kid at school who doesnt have any friends to sit with during lunch breaks.
2. a kid at school who doesnt have any friends to sit with during lunch breaks.
chestered by whatsername_bennoda October 3, 2005
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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