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chessity 

Person 1: Chassity saved all the puppies!
Person 2: But Chessity killed all the orphans! And took their Pokemans!
chessity by Massity February 9, 2014
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A girl who is sweet, smart and friendly,drama seem to always come her way
A:You know that girl Chassity
B:Yeah
A:She seems nice
Chassity by nameless1995 May 20, 2013
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The spawn of two people who couldn't spell Chastity correctly.
"Her name is Chassity? Were her parents illiterate?"
Chassity by TwylaT August 1, 2017
When someone does something really retarded
Person 1: I'm done with my homework
Person 2: There's a back side Chassity
Person 1: Damn
Chassity by thaboss69dude December 12, 2010

Chassity sloth 

You play cards like a chassity sloth!
Chassity sloth by Superword definer November 20, 2019

chassity sloth 

someone who can't play cards. He'll leave 20 half full beers all over the patio and say things like 'your dicks out' and 'bo kay'. Never trust a chassity sloth!
Let's go Chassity sloth! Throw a card, its your fucking turn
A stone cold hearted bitch who seems nice but is not at all . Chassity will be your friend to use you for everything. She will steal your ideas your friends. She has no good heart. She is one big fat fake person
Me: hey how are you

Chassity: good u

Next day

Me: hey

Chassity: ugh get away from me I was just using you our friendship was fake ha ha
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