Chess Club

A group of intellectual and witty students meeting up once a week to hone their chess playing skills. Chess club members welcome all people who can have a fun time while using their brain. Some call chess club members nerds but these people are merely jealous.

The chess club meeting was a success. We added three new members to our club and we learned some new tricks!

Chess Club by madisonrenee November 7, 2011

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Chess Club

All the geeks congregate here. They also play D&D. They will ask to play chess and then beat your ass with a smirk on their face.

Person A: Eyo Colin wanna hang out?
Colin: Nah man I got chess club

Chess Club by Beehive Babe June 21, 2022

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Chess-club

A member of a community who is generally seen as socially awkward or nerdy.

Often times the only interfacing that the person is involved in are activities which are structured by adults or in online communities, such as HALO or Chessmaster 9000 forum boards.

These individuals are also often in the same structured types of activities and jobs into their adulthood.

"Hey, have you seen the new guy on fries?"

"Yeah, man. He's so Chess-club. He said that he's an Eagle Scout."

"Figures, bro."

Chess-club by Diggler Daddy March 2, 2008

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High school chess club

A group of children you definitly do not want to mess with or prepare to say goodbye to your pawn!

You seriously, seriously do not want to mess with these guys.

High school chess club by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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