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Cheslea FC 

That football is very cheslea FC like. They spend tooo much on mid players.

Chelsea boots 

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67
Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry
Chelsea boots by midnightmemories December 15, 2019

Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
Calm, even when facing pressure
Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine

Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line
Dude 1: I'm thinking of going out with this Angel
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that
Chelsea by Phil__Shady November 12, 2020

Chelsea Academy 

A crap school with the worst teachers ever who never follows the school system because its garbage. Full of attention seeking hoes and the atmosphere makes you feel like you want to throw up. Support the manifesto and take down Daverat
You want to go to a trash school, well why not go to Chelsea Academy

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.
Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.