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cherry fic 

A phanfiction(fanfiction written about the YouTube personalities Dan howell and Phil Lester) which includes (but is not limited to):

-forced blowjobs
-waterboarding
-gore
-whipping
-forced organ removal
-physical torture as a whole
-murder
-the removal of the vocal chords
-forcing spiders down ones throat
-sadisim
Do not read the cherry fic. Ever.
cherry fic by Kneelinthatbathtub October 14, 2015

the cherry fic 

a disturbing fan fiction about Dan Howell and Phil Lester in which Phil tortures Dan literally to death because he loves him. It involves organ removal, taking off fingernails and being forced to swallow a lot of live house spiders.
Girl One: Did you read The Cherry Fic?
Girl Two: Yes but I wish I hadn't

The cherry fic 

Made by a user on wattpad, this story contains two people, Phil and Dan. They are dating for a year when suddenly Phil starts brutally torturing Dan, this includes waterboarding, forced blowjobs, whipping, ripping out vocal cords, removal of organs, bone crushing, popping eyeballs, and much more.
Random girl: what’s the cherry fic?
Me: you don’t want to know.

The cherry fic 

Made by a user on wattpad, this story contains two people, Phil and Dan. They are dating for a year when suddenly Phil starts brutally torturing Dan, this includes waterboarding, forced blowjobs, whipping, ripping out vocal cords, removal of organs, bone crushing, popping eyeballs, and much more.
Random girl: what’s the cherry fic?
Me: you don’t want to know.

Cherry Fiction 

Non-sexual and Non-pornographic stories that involve purity and cuteness with same sex characters. While the characters may express their love for each other with kisses and hugs, the acts never become sexual and remain innocent. Stories of best friends who are close enough where they hug and kiss, but are not explicitly homosexual or in a romantic relationship can count as cherry.
Yaoi Fan girl 1: I read a really cute Naruto and Sasuke Cherry Fiction today. It really showed their innocence and friendship.

Yaoi fan girl 2: Oh yeah, well I read a hot and smexy Sasuke x Naruto Yaoi Lemon today that rocked. It really showed their primal attraction and love for each other.
Cherry Fiction by wisemanoncesaid October 14, 2012

cherrypicking

remaining on the offensive end of the court in basketball and waiting for a long pass to score easily. This techique leaves your team at a handicap.
Rome was cherrypicking all game.

Cherrypicker 

Someone who takes the easier jobs available at work, leaving the more difficult ones for their co-worker(s).
Dan is such a cherrypicker. He unpacked all the easy pallets instead of taking from the end of the row during his shift. Now all the difficult ones have been left for me. Great.
Cherrypicker by TheManWithoutAPlan January 9, 2012
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