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How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014
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Cherhonkee 

A white person who decks themselves in turqouise jewelry and other traditionally Native American apparel, and may also delve in other traditional (or even psuedo) Native American cultural artifacts, such as dreamcatchers and truck-stop-bought shirts with wolves on them. Derived from the word "Cherokee", a certain Native American tribe; and "honkey", a slur for whites.
Mike the Cherhonkee decks out his room in dreamcatchers to reflect his Native American ancestry, even though his ancestory stems from a great-great-great-great-great grandmother who wasn't even a Chippewa.
Cherhonkee by Genetic_Mishap April 17, 2006

Suck Chephen 

A racist bald ass white man who resembles a beluga whale and has entitlement issues.
Suck Chephen can suck a dick!

chiPhone 

One of many chinese-manufactured clones of Apple's iPhone.
The Meizu M8 and the CECT P168s are pretty nice little chiPhones, but aren't as nice as the iPhone.
chiPhone by esmith512 October 7, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026