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ching ling ming 

Stuff unasian people say to try to act asian
Mike: Yo Jin ching ling ming
Jin: Go fuck yourself
ching ling ming by Altair and Ezio February 15, 2010

Ching-Ling 

What you call an Asian girl who highly denys the fact she is Asian.
Lindsey: Hey Louisa, how was Chinese class?
Louisa: Im not Chinese
Lindsey: Of course you are Ching-Ling
Louisa: Just cause I look Asian doesnt mean I am.
Lindsey: Whatever you say Ching-Ling
Ching-Ling: I fucking hate you Lindsey
Ching-Ling by linzangeles May 19, 2013

A ching chong ling ping pong 

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend
“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”

ching chong ling long ting tong 

"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"

originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.

She has a nice rack.
TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??

OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!

ching chong ling long ting tong 

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."

ching chong ling long ting tong 

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."