by Izzy May 21, 2004
by Nameless Scientist Hero November 27, 2005
One of the four "Natural Sciences" (The others being Maths , Physics and Biology) . Taugt at secondary school , highschool and university.
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .
After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:
Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .
Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Firstly taught at 7th grade ( sometime 8th) , chemistry at this level is the study of mole , mass , principles of mass conversion , solutions and compound identification .
Chemistry in highschool mainly focuses on two aspects : Inorganic (10th and 11th Grade) and Organic Chemistry(11th and 12Th grade) .According to students it's one of the most boring subjects ever to have enslaved humanity . Still it's better and more interesting than History , Maths and Physics - The three shits of apocalypse .
After entering college , freshmen often find themselves trapped in the overwhelming matrix of chemistry , cuz there are 5 branches of chemical studies in college and they piss them off. They are:
Inorganic Chemistry : The study of compounds which are non-related to carbon. Nerds love this.
Organic Chemistry : It's fucking complicated but very interesting . Closely related to biology .
Biochemistry : The best subject in college after World of Warcraft .
Analytical Chemistry : The study of analyzing reactions , the bastard child of Maths and Physics .Who gives a fuck about this shit ?
Physical chemistry : Satan himself .
Conclusion : fucking hard , but still better than Maths , Physics , History and Philosy - The new 4 shits of the grand apocalypse .
Matt the nerd : We're havin' Analytical , physical and Organic chemistry today !!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
Bob the fail : FUCK !!!!!
by DevaDH1994 January 17, 2010
Female euphamism for sexual attraction. Utilized to avoid hurting someone's feelings, but, more importantly, to hide superficiality.
by Vagabond King February 02, 2010
The Science of matter and physical objects.
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive
The study of chemicals and substances
A subject interpreted by morons who think everything related to it is explosive
by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 19, 2007
My first definition of chemistry is the study of chemicals (that's how I remember it) and how they react with each other and how to describe the experience and experiments in the most precise and concise words to be interpreted by other people in the scientific community and hopefully the non-scientific community.
My second definition of chemistry is from pop culture, which seems to mean how people relate to each other. A higher chemistry means people get along with each other well. A lower chemistry means people get along poorly or disagree most of the time.
My second definition of chemistry is from pop culture, which seems to mean how people relate to each other. A higher chemistry means people get along with each other well. A lower chemistry means people get along poorly or disagree most of the time.
NOTE: This example tries to combine both definitions to get a shared meaning.
Example: The chemicals are having a good chemistry with each other and reacting to beget inorganic or organic products. Sodium hydroxide and hydrochloric acid have excellent chemistry and marry and form their children called sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide (commonly known as water by its common name). At the atomic level, the ions are chemically bonding tightly! Yep, it's a real close lovely relationship!
Example: The chemicals are having a good chemistry with each other and reacting to beget inorganic or organic products. Sodium hydroxide and hydrochloric acid have excellent chemistry and marry and form their children called sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide (commonly known as water by its common name). At the atomic level, the ions are chemically bonding tightly! Yep, it's a real close lovely relationship!
by A. Pupil October 13, 2009
- An education course often hated by those that do not have the mental capacity to comprehend it. Often referred to as “boring” and “useless” by ignorant students, but appreciated by those that see its consequences to society and technology. In college, chemistry is used as a filter class to weed out ill prepared or unintelligent pre-meds and other technical field majors. Serves to re-route them to a more appropriate field such as sociology, business, or political “science”.
- A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.
- A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.
-Man, how am I ever going to get into med school if I fail general chemistry for the third time?!?!
-Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.
-Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.
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