chelsea merrells 

Chelsea Merrells is someone who has crazy hair and awesome braces. Chelsea is really hot and can pull everyone. She likes cheese and wont fucking shut up when its the subject (oh and she also wants to go to Africa). She's a pretty cool friend and always makes people laugh. She has a really weird sister but i think her sister gets it from her- Her only somewhat normal sibling is her brother; but only time will tell, maybe he'll catch the disease. anyway, Chelsea if you're reading this have a good day :)

whos that?
oh thats just chelsea merrells, i'd go on my knees for her anyday

chelsea merrells by yassy in your mums bed April 27, 2022

Chelsea Merrells 

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.

Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!

Chelsea Merrells by Zenci May 1, 2022

Chelsea Merrells 

Chelsea Merrells is an average height for humans. She has hair that sticks out and looks like wings. I’m surprised she hasn’t flown away yet. She is crazy and funny. She is very likeable and has lots of friends. She’s very talkable but she’s a joy to talk to. She can’t walk in a straight line and bumps into people when she walks. She has siblings that also can’t walk in a straight line so they all bump into each other when they walk together. She created a great timeline that has so much information that you just have to read.

Person 1- Look at that girl. She can’t walk in a straight line.
Person 2- Oh, that must be Chelsea Merrells.

Chelsea Merrells by Yelsea Yerrells is AMAZING May 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022