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Chef Boyardee 

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.
Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!
Chef Boyardee by Red C November 27, 2015

chef boyardee 

the most un-italian food anyone can buy
tastes like crap
chef boyardee by bunny boy March 5, 2004

Chef Boyardee 

When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.
Last night I opened a can of Chef Boyardee on her ass.
Chef Boyardee by Furry Frank May 9, 2018

Chef Boyardee guarantee 

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.
Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.
Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.
Chef Boyarmee by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

Chef Boyardeaux 

Any extremely cheap and nasty wine.
Yo, dawg! Anything to drink around here?
Ya, there's a box of Chef Boyardeaux in the fridge.
Chef Boyardeaux by 850 Commando October 2, 2009
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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